me upon seeing shiny materialistic object: how pretty! i will buy it right away
my wallet, screaming and beating me with a stick: no!! you! will! not!! you filthy goblin

Says they’ll get shit done then naps for four hours: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio
Actually gets shit done: Aries, Virgo, Capricorn, Leo
Has no intention of getting shit done: Sagittarius, Libra, Aquarius, Gemini

when i make an important phonecall

me, if i talk: i’m being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i’m weird
me, if i don’t talk: i’m being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i’m weird

deluxekyluxtrashcan:

Hands up who else is in the spends-too-long-daydreaming-about-the-thing-and-not-writing-it club.

So I have this awesome idea for a new story…

Every writer already working on ten different stories (via scribbledwriting)

Source: scribbledwriting

Class: *reading aloud*
Me: *counting the number of people until my turn and practicing the paragraph i have to read*

autism problem #475

autismproblems:

When you know you should take a shower to be clean but can’t handle the feeling of water hitting you

Other ppl my age: I’m on my 2nd prime minister baccalaureate ecclesiastical Greek mythology 2.0 egg sandwich college program
Me: I didn’t die yet ??

dragongrantaire:

[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck