when it takes you a second to process what’s happening and people make fun of your delayed reaction
Tag: me
12 year old me: Who are you
me: I’m you but gayer
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners
and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?
that vagina-owner feel
it baffles me that theres people who can just… just sit down and take out their homework and be like “time to work yes” and actually…get things done???? without a problem??? and move on?????? thats wild
me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*
me:.,.. ok.,.. that can’t be comfy
me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*
reblog if you legit cried because of a fanfiction
I recognize that canon has made a decision. But given that it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to continue to ignore it.
oh yeah I don’t think I’ve posted this yet
I forget the exact context but it was definitely from a conversation with @absolutely-flabbergasted and was preceded by *RIPS SHIRT OFF TO REVEAL ANOTHER SHIRT UNDERNEATH* as all good quotes are
Century Gothic is powerful
Me: I am going to effectively utilize my time and energy in a productive manner
Brain: human.exe has stopped working
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