The Stubborn Cook: you pick the wrong size bowl and don’t realize until it’s halfway up that it’s not going to be big enough and you’re in over your head, but you don’t want to dirty another one, so you stubbornly fill it all the way to the top and stir really, really carefully.

me: *puts earphones in*
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me: *plays music*

Me: looks forward to a thing
Thing: Doesn’t work out

autism problem #217

autismproblems:

people who don’t ask before touching you

someone: hey are you ever going to post that thing you teased a while back? 🙂
me: *hisses and retreats into a pile of half-finished fics and empty dorito bags*

signs and hugging

no physical contact: gemini, VIRGO, libra, capricorn
occasional huggers: aquarius, scorpio, leo, aries
hug whores: SAGITTARIUS, cancer, taurus, pisces

the signs and hugs

astrogoldfish:

wants to be hugged for 15 hours straight: Cancer, Pisces, Virgo, Leo, Libra, Gemini

ew don’t touch me: Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Capricorn

demenior:

Real life au in which I finish all the stories I start writing

jaclcfrost:

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

cryingzitao:

I know having a bf/gf etc isnt important but when no one crushes on u u cant help but wonder “whats wrong with me ” “maybe im meaner than i thought” “how ugly AM i” “its because of my body its totally my body” i think its only natural as humans that we seek approval it kind of sucks