
Tag: me
Finals desperation sinks in
Professor: I’ll add three points to your final grade if you-
Me: I’ll do it. I don’t care. Are the next words out of your mouth going to be “kill a man”? ‘Cause I’ll do it. I don’t care. Give me those fucking points so I get a decent grade and feel fucking validated. I hate myself.
Just saw a post with 80,000+ notes that referred to autism as ‘a scary condition’.
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COWER BEFORE ME & TREMBLE IN FEAR, NEUROTYPICAL MORTALS
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*flaps hands super-duper menacingly*
Forgetting to change your keyboard language like
ALL THE FUCKING TIME
*someone reblogs one of my posts*
*immediately checks to see if they said something in the tags*
tfw u close all the tabs w/ academic articles ur referencing after finishing ur assignment. relief. i am safe from academia once more
me coming back from anywhere: straight to my room and on the computer
“I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean” an autobiography
“Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out” a sequel
“Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes” the spin-off
“I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago” the self help booklet
autism problem #147
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