me reading books: ugh i don’t care about the romance just get to the plot already
me reading fanfic: ugh i don’t care about the plot just get to the romance already
Tag: me
daydreams of living independently and being financially stable
do you ever talk to yourself but in your second language
All the time
I literally just did this!
me writing a paper: *checks word count every two sentences to see if i’ve met the requirement yet*
autism problem #135
when people ask you the same question over and over, increasingly angrily, before you have time to respond
autism problem #134
movies without captions
me: *knows exactly what i have to say*
me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*
o-ri:
does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex
Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex
the signs as typing styles
Aries: WHAT THE FUCKCKCK
Taurus: oh lmao
Gemini: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cancer: uwu !!!!
Leo: [a thousand emojis]
Virgo: Shut up pls
Libra: memes!!!!!! 🙂
Scorpio: im ok but kinda dying lol
Sagittarius: i know that feel… bro
Capricorn: No.
Aquarius: $$$$ get rekt son
Pisces: wh am i???? i?m so….. ?????
*friend doesn’t reply* *panics*
*friend replies* *panics*
*doesn’t talk to friend* *panics*
*talks too much to friend* *panics*