Really wanting to talk about the thing you’re obsessed with but your friends aren’t into it like

parents: i mean you did your best this semester right?
me: [months of procrastination flash before my eyes]
me: yeah totally

Me: Haha this is gonna be a fun joke character.
Character: *Accidentally develops most endearing personality*
Character: *Suddenly has well developed in depth backstory*
Character: *Spawns goals and aspirations*
Character: *has hopes, complex feelings, insecurities*
Character: *makes you and your friends cry*
Me: What the fuck just happened?

me during class: If I organize my time I can get those two assignments done and have laundry going while studying and get done in time to make a great dinner from scratch.
me when I get home: lol fuck that *dicks around on the internet for 5 hours*

idiopathicsmile:

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

peardita:

past me: canon is sacred I must carefully fact-check everything to make sure it is canon-compliant

present me: canon is a box of scraps in a cave I’m gonna tear that shit apart throw away 90% of it and out of the good bits build something absolutely beautiful and amazing

the “accidental five hour nap” squad

lenkagarnine:

zodiac—signs:

taurus, cancer, libra, pisces, leo, scorpio

Things People Don’t Know About the Signs

Aries: has a lot of doubts and insecurities caused by pressure they put on themselves to succeed
Taurus: gets nervous about any change in their life because they fear the unknown and other things they’re not use to
Gemini: hides how moody they’re actually feeling because they want everyone to think they’re always happy and okay
Cancer: has a really hard time trusting people
Leo: needs to be needed 24/7
Virgo: needs to feel appreciated for all the things they do
Libra: has a hard time saying ‘no’ to people
Scorpio: has a fear of failure
Sagittarius: easily hurt by selfish actions of others
Capricorn: constantly questions their self worth
Aquarius: lowkey wonders if people actually accept them for who they are
Pisces: always tries to escape/avoid a conflicting situation instead of confronting it

person: you’re pretty cool!
me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

pinkmanjesse:

does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer