dadsgladtoday:

i’ve been using the internet for about 13 years and i still don’t know what an rss feed even is

me: I should have done this earlier
me: [sweats nervously]

dabe-strudel:

what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is

sassyasspeterhale:

But soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east, and I fucking read fanfics til four in the morning again

yazawaniconi:

“superbowl party” this party is hardly superb and there arent any owls at all

some adult: how’s school?
me: sometimes i want to die but im getting a’s and b’s haha

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don’t put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day’s events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won’t overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets