that golden moment when your “useless knowledge” comes up in conversation and you sound like the smartest person in the room but really you just spend too much time on wikipedia
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READING A LENGHTY OTP FANFICTION AND FINALLY REACHING THE CHAPTER WHERE THEY KISS FOR THE FIRST TIME
i don’t feel like a real adult, i just feel like tommy and chucky in that one rugrats episode where they imagine being grownups they have adult bodies and are wearing suits but they still have their baby heads and they’re trying to drive and go to work and stuff but they don’t understand what’s happening
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
Me on first day of holidays: I’m going to get all my work done quickly and then I can relax for the rest
Me on the last day of holidays: I should probably start that homework now
mom i think im in an internet gang
my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
the bad part about being an introvert is that you feel like you get left out of everything but at the same time you’re not sure you wanted to go out and do the thing anyway…
in a nutshell
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