if i make you ship something:
1. i am sincerely sorry
2. 1 is a lie
3. it was my plan all along
4. message me stuff about it so we can chat
Tag: me
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET YOU BUY ME LUNCH NOOO DON’T I AM NOT WORTHY OMG PRECIOUS FRIEND NO ;A;”
Finally
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE JUST DESCRIBED MY ENTIRE ISSUE WITH COMMUNICATING WOW now i understand myself better
Sometimes even I can’t keep up with myself, when I’m thinking I develop a stutter because my brain is 3 points ahead of my mouth and I want to skip ahead but I can’t
Perfectly me
My thought process is fairly linear. To me. However when I describe it to others they have no idea of how I could associate those two things.
One of the things N allegedly loves me for is how, when telling one story, it’s almost certain that I’ll end up telling three. One thing reminds me of another, so I mention that, and that in turn reminds me of another different thing … people get confused. Or love it. There’s no in-between, apparently.
This helps me better understand some of my friends. ;-;
*punches a wall* I FUCKING LOVE POKEMON
me on my way home from class: oh man i’m gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i’m so pumped
me the second i get home: nah
Me: *doesnt watch lok*
Me: *still celebrating korrasami*
*accidentally does something well* ah shit i’ve given them standards now
hey if you’re new around here or even if youve been following me for a long time
this is a reminder that you’re 100% welcome to respond to anything and everything i say. send me asks commenting about posts or telling me about your day, or random facts or questions or aNYTHING I LOVE HUMAN CONTACT AND ANY ATTEMPT YOU MAKE TO CONNECT WITH ME IS A BEAUTIFUL THING
my biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death














