I hate second hand embarrassment in books
because like in movies you can just block your ears until it’s over
but in books you have to suffer through it.
Tag: me
bnaz:
WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO ME FOR TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO KISS
WHAT WENT WRONG IN MY LIFE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
I don’t just ship it
I fucking luxury cruise that shit.
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
Slightly older adult things: never buying white clothes so you only have to do one load of washing.
irresponsible adult things: putting all your whites, colors, delicates and woolen jerseys into the washing machine and whispering ‘happy hunger games’.
Bonus round: throwing your bra in and praying the underwire doesn’t get loose and shred everything.
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
personally the attitude I usually take is “I know I’m not supposed to get away with doing this, but I’m gonna keep doing it until someone yells at me”
Mine is “If I pretend I’m supposed to be doing this, they probably won’t question it.”
Mom: ‘ well you need to call them and ask.’
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.
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