i was looking through medieval drawings of demons the other day and i found the demons that make you gay
Look at these friendly and kind boys! The mlm demon with his overly fashionable haircut and the wlw demon with such big ears to listen & be supportive. They’re both so glad you’re happy together.
the original shippers
they look like a pair of disney villain minions and i love them
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
the thought of aziraphale being in Crowley’s flat and seeing that fucking statue every single time he’s there. like hi crowley, oh there’s the statue of us fucking that you thought was subtle enough to be an intimidation tactic but is clearly just a product of your sexual frustration and 6000 years spent pining. lovely. shall we eat at the Ritz today?
What if it was a mutual purchase that they bought while drunk one time at an auction because they both thought it would be hilarious, and now a few hundred years later it’s still in Crowley’s flat because they have an unspoken competition over which of them will mention how awkward it is first
For anyone else who was initially confused like I was lol
DM: “So who are you trying to pick up?”
Player: “Anyone works. Besides party members.”
DM: “Alright, you rolled really well, so what gender? This is a pretty conservative town, but with that roll…”
Player: “I’m indifferent. Let me just roll-” [Accidentally Rolls 1D3 in Roll20 instead of 1D2, gets a 3.]
Player: “Shit, sorry, let me just-”
DM: “No. That works. You get two people to go to a motel with you. You have a nice threeway.”
Player: “Nice.”
if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.
I’m literally not kidding
the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.
i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome
the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.
UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.
Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!
listen bub, i may not know what the hell I’m doin here but I cannot believe you haven’t grabbed her boobs yet
Wait. Wait, are your pants still on?? How in the ever-loving FUCK–
…I’m not sure that mean what I think it means.
All right, we got hands on hands on hands. Where all my hands at? Hand check, everybody!
someday im either going to have to make shit up or try something new, and I am not known for that second one.
But if I use this line here I can never use it again………
this is completely unrealistic. Someone says that to me and I will laugh in their face.
…I wonder if I can still salvage this if I make her laugh in his face
nope that totally killed the mood, the mood is cold and dead and decidedly un-sexy, go bACK
Is that … plot?? In MY PORN ?!??
I’m pretty sure people don’t bend that way. Or maybe it’s just me? Maybe I’m weird and everyone else bends that way.
*takes a six-hour-long crash course in anatomy to confirm that they do not, in fact, bend that way*
Oh hell, let’s just leave it at a blowjob and go get a snack.
In addition:
god i hope the ending writes itself because if i’m being honest with myself, i got nothin.
does my face look nonchalant enough to do this in public?
THINK ABOUT POLITICS
can anyone see my screen? what if I angle the screen this way, is that weird? ugh yes it’s totally weird everyone knowsomg i can’t do this i have to go home
On the one hand, she deserves some good cunnilingus OK? but on the other hand I do not want to write it
*giggles* i can’t type that!
i HAVE to type that.
Let’s see, how many times have I used the word “cock”? …And how many times is acceptable?
I can’t even tell if this is hot anymore…
This is probably unrealistic but damn it, it’s my fantasy smut
What sort of warnings do I need to put on this?
Fuck I forgot she only has one arm!
Should I watch some porn for ideas? Yeah, I probably should.
Holy crap, people DO bend that way.
*blushing furiously*
Aw heck. Now I need to go take a cold shower.
alright just a quick sexy drabble
… well i didn’t expect 5,000 words of angst but, look at that
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