there are a lot of cringy school editions of les miserables but nothing tops the one my friends school made where Javert doesn’t take his life, instead he’s shot to death by valjean
“average person behaves injuriously towards me ten times a year” factoid actually just statistical error. Fortunato, whose thousand injuries I had borne as I best could, is an outlier adn no I don’t know where he is stop asking
This post is two and a half years old, but I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much. I do have some more finely aged memes, if someone will only help me carry them up…
Imagine the shock when self driving cars are everywhere, and an old person dies en-route to a family gathering or dinner party and just turns up dead
A+++
Back in my day, we didn’t have these self-driving cars with dead bodies inside them. When you died inside your car you just caused a fucking accident and killed more people, the way God intended.
So I cook a lot and a while back I was planning a tea party and got tired of constantly texting my friends like ‘do you remember if anyone dislikes cantaloupe? Will cantaloupe work???’
so I had us spend a couple hours creating and filling out an online spreadsheet of our food preferences. I made colored dropdown answers and floating label bars and it was pretty slick
and it ended up that all five of us were online and filling out the chart at the same time and things
got a bit
out of hand
In conclusion my friends are nerds and I love them.
This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.
You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.
3 fuckin am, tryin to sleep because I gotta be up at the buttcrack o dawn for a doctor visit and my brain goes
“Joe Pesci’s character in Home Alone reading Go the Fuck to Sleep loudly up the stairs to Kevin in a desperate attempt to keep him from setting off more traps”
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