bogleech:

omny87:

Garbage Type Pokemon

About two years ago, I came up with a new Pokemon type called “Garbage”, consisting of Pokemon who were spawned from mankind’s refuse and pollution. I initially drew up a few ideas for this new type, but then ultimately forgot it until recently. I decided to challenge myself and try to come up with one pokemon of each type mixed with “Garbage” Type. Here’s the rundown on each one, in order:

PURE GARBAGE

DISPOSALORD

When enough Garbodor come together, they can form a Disposalord. Although it possesses incredible strength and noxious breath, Disposalord is very gentle and wise.

NORMAL/GARBAGE

SEPTANK

The result of a Miltank being exposed to a Sludge Stone. Both heads think one after the other, often tripping over itself when walking. Its milk is too toxic to drink, but can make opponents quite sick.

BUG/GARBAGE

FLYTIP

An obnoxious little bug that spawns in almost any place where trash is left out. It flies in erratic, dizzying patterns that confuse others easily. It will eat most any trash, but favors greasy fast food.

ROCK/GARBAGE

SHUNDEMN

The shell of an abandoned building made animate through some unknown force. Some theorize its stone walls are made from other rock-type Pokemon that were unwittingly ground into concrete. Shundemn move slowly to try and trap people inside it, but it doesn’t harm anyone.

PSYCHIC/GARBAGE

WUTNOT

The first person who discovered it remembers nothing about its initial discovery beyond having it in their house. It constantly bounces and somersaults, switching its “head” and “foot” around randomly. Though its owners insist it can speak human language, outsiders can only hear a muffled gibberish.

ICE/GARBAGE

SCOOPLOP

When threatened, it will either flatten itself out to try and slip up attackers, or retract its whole body into its sugary shell. Though it smells sweet and comes in a variety of colors, Scooplops are not edible and should never be eaten, not even a little lick.

SCOOPUDDLE

Though heat makes it harder to maintain its shape, it craves heat. It will even dive into the mouth or nose of other creatures in search of warmth. Otherwise, it will attack with long, sticky whips.

GRASS/GARBAGE

MESSCHEW

Found near farmers markets and orchards, Messchew feed on tiny bugs attracted to its rotten-smelling mouth. It moves by slipping and sliding on its four feet, though this often leads to accidents. Sometimes they trip others purely as entertainment, if their high-pitched laughter is any indication.

CHOMPOST

Not as mobile as its previous evolution, Chompost prefers to sit and wait for smaller prey to wander near. Its preferred spot is in rotting logs and yard waste. They belch loudly and proudly, to the point where they do it for fun.

WATER/GARBAGE

FLOATSOM

It bobs and sways with the ocean current, collecting any plastic bottles it finds. Some will trade bottles with each other, though the “value” of each bottle varies from Floatsom to Floatsom. Larger Pokemon avoid eating them, as their bodies are a choking hazard.

TRAWLOBITE

It also moves with the current and collects whatever plastic bits it finds, though they keep every last bit to themselves. Whenever one of their tentacles is torn off, it has a chance to become a new Floatsom.

GROUND/GARBAGE

TRESPOIL

Found deep beneath the earth under factories and power plants, Trespoils burrow with their acidic saliva and three huge teeth. Standing near one for too long can make a person very sick

SEWARDEN

Not as toxic as its previous evolution, but far larger and more aggressive. When its mostly hollow body gets “clogged”, it will forcefully eject the blockage out one or all of its many openings.

STEEL/GARBAGE

WRECKNING

If a car is left abandoned for too long, it can become a Wreckning. They spew dust and oil when frightened.

WRECKLOOSE


This crab-like metal beast smells strongly of gasoline. Its Rust Bust move can immobilize other Steel types.

FLYING/GARBAGE

ALBATRASH

Found near ocean dump sites, piers, and shipwrecks, feeding off of whatever it can spear with its beak. It decorates its sticky feathers with colorful pieces of trash- mostly discarded milk jug rings- but doesn’t seem to use it as either camouflage or a mating ritual.

POISON/GARBAGE

STALIGNANT

A living sack of dirty gauze and needles.
Stalignant’s spines are coated with debilitating diseases. Wearing gloves and goggles are highly recommended.

FIGHTING/GARBAGE

MOGSLING

These filthy felines will find any excuse to start a fight, especially with each other. Not only do they fling mud as a weapon, Mogslings coat themselves in mud constantly to keep cool and to prevent opponents from gripping them too hard.

DARK/GARBAGE

HAZMIX

A strange, eerie Pokemon found near science labs and chemical factories. When threatened, it offers its opponent a taste of its “medicine”, a strange, addictive compound produced by its body as a distraction. As a last resort, it can shoot stinging white powder out of its fingertips. Recreational use of Hazmix Medicine is banned in almost all regions.

FAIRY/GARBAGE

SKUMBRELLA

It hops from place to place, sometimes standing in corners for long periods of time. Legend has it that they can bring inanimate objects to life, or even grant wishes. But those who make such claims can never seem to prove it.

GHOST/GARBAGE

RINGHOUL

The collective spirit of creatures who died choking on discarded plastic. Though it doesn’t need to breathe, a Ringhoul makes constant wheezing and gasping noises. Opponents will often find themselves gasping for air when facing a Ringhoul, even without anything obstructing their breathing.

DRAGON/GARBAGE

TITANOXIOUS

Loud, aggressive, and obnoxiously foul-smelling, Titanoxious is one of
the most difficult Garbage type Pokemon to tame. Believed to have been
born from factory runoff mutating a more docile but as-of-yet unknown
sea creature, Titanoxious’ three heads each house a single-lobed brain
that all act in unison. Accidental inhalation of the fumes from its tail
can cause severe lung damage.

I didn’t draw any Fire or Electric-Type combos, as I couldn’t think of anything that would work or wasn’t immediately obvious. If anyone can think of a good idea for a Fire/Garbage or Electric/Garbage Pokemon, toss ‘em my way and maybe I’ll draw them ( @bogleech I’m looking at you!)

I’d want to use almost every last one of those.

For fire type, the first thing that comes to mind are burning tires. For electric, something to do with battery acid.

melancholicmarionette:

solgaleeoh:

this is rly dumb but its something i thought about today, so heres a story i wanna tell you all about my childhood with pokemon, and how this 1 story made me make one of the dumbest mistakes ever, but it was at least done for a really sweet reason

so if you dont already know (idk How you Dont, its been told 343948 times but), in the original Pokemon Red/Blue (and in Fire Red/Leaf Green, which im stating bc thats the games this happened to me in), theres a whole little story arc with a Marowak mother, who was killed and taken away from her child. her ghost then proceeded to haunt, and terrify lots of people in Lavender Town, and you have to go up to her and, eventually, settle her spirit

when i was a kid (i was like 8 when i did this), this story shook me in my heart a Lot because i just felt so, so fucking bad for this Marowak and this Cubone. im sure a lot of kids did, but i guess i took it to the ultra Mega Extreme, because at one point, i stumble upon a Marowak, and im absolutely floored

now, ive never run into one before. i KNEW you could get one from a Cubone, but not only had i never caught a Cubone before, id never run into Marowak. immediately, my mind goes to that sad as shit scene, and i want nothing more than to be friends with this female, wild Marowak, because i wanted to give her a happy and healthy life, but ive got a bit of a problem: my starter is way too strong, and anything else in my party is too weak to fight her (sadly, i was a lazy kid who pretty much did the whole ‘make your starter OP, dont care too much about the other things in your party’ strat. didnt work too often).

so im sitting there, terrified that ill never, ever see this Marowak again, and what do i do? i take the Master Ball that i was given earlier–yes, my only Master Ball, and i use it. on a Marowak

im so happy with her. ive finally got the Happy Mama Marowak and to be honest, i miss that Marowak. i leveled her to 100, ‘took care’ of her as best as i could, but unfortunately, i realized all too late how silly my decision was, because i now had to catch EACH legendary bird, and Mewtwo, without a Master Ball.

needless to say, little 8 year old me had a very, very frustrating time, but no matter what, i always loved Marowak Mama, and God knows the original deserved to live the luxury life in a Master Ball after what happened to her

this is so pure

hedgiwithapen:

pkmn-trainer-touko-tajiri:

hedgiwithapen:

pkmn-trainer-touko-tajiri:

so this one time, I had a great idea for pokemon fic.

It was basically about this older gruff jaded trainer who finds a little kid wandering around the route, calling for his fearow. Like little tiny babby’s first time training trainer.

So he asks the kid ‘Yo kid, you lose your starter or somethin’?”

Kid: “Yeah, it’s my fearow, he flew off after some raticate and now I can’t find him.” Older trainer’s like goddamn, who gets a kid a fearow as a starter?

“Your parents uh get you that fearow?” Cause he’s gonna have some words with this kids parents if that’s the case. Kid’s still like looking in trees and bushes and shit.

“No, caught ‘em myself out by the powerplant, saved up and bought the greatball myself and everything!” Kid’s super proud of that, meanwhile the older trainer’s thinking, weird, there’s no fearow out by the power plant, meh, maybe one flew there by accident.

Long story short, it’s not a fearow. A storm front rolls in and the kid’s like, ‘welp, there’s my fearow. Finally.’ Older trainer gets the heart attack of his life when fucking zapdos lands next to this kid out of a goddamn thundercloud and starts preening little kid’s hair.

“That’s not a fearow.” Is the only thing older trainer can say.

“What are you blind or something mister?” Says the little kid. “He’s got the spiky fearow feathers and everything. I can’t believe you call yourself a trainer. Come on Fearow, let’s go find a real trainer to battle.”

!!!!!! that is /excellent/ Yes please.

One of the ideas was to have team rocket show up and menace them, and have ‘fearow’ show up to strike thunder god fear in their hearts for scaring its trainer.

The other idea is kid gets an igglybuff as their second pokemon and everyone assumes the iggly is their only pokemon.

“Oh no, mr iggles isn’t for fighting.” Kid says. “That’s what I have fearow for!”

They are the worst best trainer ever, because zapdos would fly this kid to the moon if they asked because they are a precious little bundle of naïvety and joy. But kid only wants to beat up other trainers for candy and poffin money.

I love it.

I would read the crap out of this.