I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: I’m a little high but –
Y’all rushing to that reblog button:
It’s an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.
And when a dude tries to holla at her, she can pull this out and say she’s taken 😌
Do I get advantage on insight because we’re married?
Person A, the larger, more fearsome-looking, of your OTP being assaulted and/or harassed. Person B, the smaller of the two, charges in and promptly punches A’s hassler right in the face.