Person A hearing an unfamiliar, unsettling sound in the other room that instantly tightens their chest–Person B’s scream of pain. After running into the room that B was in, Person A finds that Person B stubbed their toe.
my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told him “hey, yeah since when are we going to prom?” and the line goes silent for a bit and he very quietly whispers “shit. I forgot to ask u”
one night, B has to work late for some reason, leaving A to fend for themself
when B texts A asking if they found something to eat, A sends B this photo:
Person B is Eliot
Person A is Hardison
Parker is taking the photo
me on a date: so what do you think about breadsticks?
them: dude I LOVE breadsticks!
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Well then fuckin help me like idk how many more I can fit in without the Olive Garden staff catching us
Contemporary composers: hey, let’s f**ck with people’s expectations of music Contemporary composers: idk, random screaming sounds like a good idea
Contemporary composers: let’s add an impossible time signature for good measure
Contemporary composers: *throws cat out the window* yeah, this is a good sound to add too
-”Piano Piece for David Tudor #1” by La Monte Young
Your OTP playing footsie under the table surrounded by friends and/or family. Person A kicks Person B playfully. In retaliation, B kicks back harder. Taking it as a challenge, Person A pulls their leg back and sends it forward only to have it smack into a table leg. The rest of the table wonders why Person A looks like they just got stabbed while Person B just laughs.
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