professorsparklepants:

adorablesnakes:

amazontreeboa:

biofaunaexotics:

Last but not least, a video of our little 15MxCM05, an ELECTRIC orange calico baby. This is the tamest Amazon Tree Boa we have ever produced. Snek is noodle friend, not danger rope!

Also the video serves as proof of how neon orange it is for people who think we alter our images LOL. All we do is crop, guys! 😜

It’s so bright, I want to kiss it

IT GLOWS

@lizzieraindrops

toastyhat:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

small-home-repair-vikings:

zukits:

gameoffish:

justnoodlefishthings:

These are Garter Snakes and completely harmless little noodles I could literally sit right in the middle and they wouldn’t care

I don’t care how much I have to pay, I’m in

lmao while most people are freaking out at the idea, I’d be like

is there a limit to how long I can spend in there??? or can I just like chill out for a day or two and get 175 mil for every hour

only concern, make a clear path for me to step and sit. i do not want to accidentally hurt them or shove them that would be Rude

I actually dreamed of finding one of these masses of garter snakes as a kid ;v;

The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.

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Every time he sees it, he balls up.

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I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.

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However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!

He was nervous at first… 

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But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.

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Pretty soon it became his best friend!

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There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!

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Including protecting him from the other stapler.

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The moral of the story?

My snake is a weirdo.

Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.

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He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well!

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This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!

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Am I any closer to understanding my snake’s strange relationship with staplers?

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Absolutely not.

The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler

geekhyena:

kaijutegu:

My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.

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Every time he sees it, he balls up.

image

I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.

image

However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!

He was nervous at first… 

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But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.

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Pretty soon it became his best friend!

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There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!

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Including protecting him from the other stapler.

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The moral of the story?

My snake is a weirdo.

dagger-paw