Warrior to Wizard: “Quick, take my hand!”
*wizard grabs warrior’s hand*
Wizard: “Now what?”
Warrior: “Nothing, I just wanted to hold your hand”

advice on how to pick up girls?

druginfluenced:

lift with your legs not your back

Can I Sense Motive the map?

(via outofcontextdnd)

tag-your-oc:

Tag your oc who is rich and important enough to 🎶hire a samurai🎶

You know the one.

loveboycott:

forestsuggestion:

give the trees names and they will protect you

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

tag-your-oc:

Tag your oc who carries a keepsake with them at all times.

You know the one.

tag-your-oc:

Tag your oc who has a bad relationship with their family.

You know the one.

I’m gonna intimidate the lock!

(via outofcontextdnd)