charlesoberonn:

Adding “as you do” after describing something that nobody does.

“So he went to hell to pick up his dead wife’s soul, as you do.”

“So she climbed up the tower with her robot hands, as you do.”

genesisdoes:

ghostfiish:

reveille413:

tootsie-roll-frankenstein:

• any target
• churches in texas
• abandoned 7/11’s
• your bedroom at 5 am
• hospitals at midnight
• warehouses that smell like dust
• lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore
• empty parking lots
• ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods
• rooftops in the early morning
• inside a dark cabinet

• playgrounds at night
• rest stops on highways
• deep in the mountains

• early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed
• trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
• schools during breaks
• those little beaches right next to ferry docks
• bowling alleys

• unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips
• your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep
• laundromats at midnight

thesnadger:

“A-plot is high-stakes half the cast tied up in dangerous hectic madness, B-plot is other half of the cast somewhere else obliviously having a chill day shopping or something and talking about their feelings” is one of my favorite TV show tropes.

“Calm B-plot briefly sees insane hectic A-plot running past outside a window” is another one.

absentlyabbie:

Schrodinger’s fanfic: the fic you leave open waiting in a tab over and over; while it remains tabbed and unread it continues to exist simultaneously as potentially wonderful and potentially disappointing 

chaelstorm:

I just love the word “ye” like??? It’s just like the smol version of yeah and when someone says it out loud it sounds like a happier and more cheerful version of yeah? I love language

jcgreen72:

foundbysara:

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

Confirmed

totalspiffage:

totalspiffage:

what this fandom needs

• more f/f

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.