what wholesomeness and purity
I want friends this dedicated to making fun of me
Tag: Twitter
and i’d win, too
@elvendork
idk that’s how my irl friendships go too
like i’d drive you to the hospital at 3am and i’d trust you to feed my cats while i go on vacation but how many siblings do you have, i have no idea
my mom is terrible at this. i’ll say ‘so my friend—’ and she’ll be like where do they work? what’s their real name? do they have a wife? and it’s like I DON’T KNOW, MOM, THEY JUST WRITE REALLY GOOD TORTUREPORN.
left at 2:45, arrived at 3:15, sat in the car for 15 minutes so it wouldn’t be weird
It’s me
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