listen I know that venom isn’t technically in the MCU but I can’t stop thinking about Grown Adult Eddie Brock meeting High Schooler Peter Parker in the Avengers for the first time and not having any bad history with him and just immediately adopting him????
“uggh I can’t believe people are horny for Venom of all characters” do you…are you not aware of who Venom is like…as a character….a concept…Venom is the fuckiest character in Marvel history..this is literally the least surprising outcome
Venom is an alien slime that bonds to you physically and emotionally and transforms you into a muscle monster with huge teeth and a three-foot tongue and you’re SHOCKED that people want to get in on that? do you live in a cave?
THEORY: those are all people who aren’t into dudes so like, they’re super straight guys and super gay ladies who just haven’t seen she-venom yet
there’s a venom for everybody
oh??
some of you are furries????
oh??
some of you are carfuckers??
If we’re talking vehicle Venom’s…
(Warning: transformation apparently designed by a madman. and is frustrating)
yeah see they even got you covered if you’re into them transformlybots! You can’t wait to get up in that blocky metal chassis! In a sexual fashion I’ll bet!
I get it, though, some of you aren’t into any of this stuff
but….
I raise you ….
….whatever this is:
eh??
eh???????
Just kidding, of course I know what that is, it’s fish man venom with a moray eel hand riding an inflatable stingray version of himself.
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