Tag: Vera Hampton
STUART SEMPLE FOUND THE PINK NARC.
God this is the greatest art feud of our time.
Read the conditions of settlement. It’s gold.
Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?
sometimes i whine like a BIG bitch
“I’m not going to try to seduce the torture sorcerer guy holding us hostage, but I want to make it clear that my character is very attracted to him. But like, is she ever gonna get the guts to even look him in the eye? Highly Unlikely.”
-high elf wizard, ooc.
drst:
The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.
Ummmm excuse me but this is fucking brilliant.
Did you just cure imposter syndrome with… spite?
You can cure a LOT with spite.
Our bard has died and revivify failed. At the temple many clerics prepare the raise dead ritual.
Our party cleric cradles her head gently in her hands, surrounded by the bard’s friends and boyfriend, leans in close to begin her contribution to the resurrection ritual.
Cleric: I bet you’re loving this, you fucking drama queen.









