SO, meal prepping: here is one (1) large pot of curry, I hope you enjoy
Me, meal prepping: here are six mini quiches, one large quiche, two meat and potato pies, a meat-spinach-and-cheese-stuffed sourdough loaf, and a pan of reese’s brownies, NOW EAT
I forgot about the peasant loaf of bread as well. (The meat and potato pies are being frozen, that’s why they look funny.) Anyway, I need to be stopped
In our party, the players for our druid and fighter are a couple in real life, so this translates to them sometimes having playful bickering through their characters. This has gotten so that our characters in-game are basically shipping them. Also, our warlock is also a bit of a saucy flirt with everyone. As the pair is having yet another lover’s squabble, our warlock interjects:
Warlock: Would you just kiss already?
Fighter: Fine! *he walks over, and kisses the warlock square on the mouth* Happy?
As the warlock stands there stunned, the druid walks over and plants a kiss on him too.
Druid: There! Now be quiet.
Warlock’s Player: This has gone in a direction he did not expect, and he walks away to sort out his feelings on what just happened. He never anticipated two at once.
Druid: You know, that was my first kiss too.
The party just gives her an incredulous look, and the fighter throws his hands in the air and walks away too.
Person A, the larger, more fearsome-looking, of your OTP being assaulted and/or harassed. Person B, the smaller of the two, charges in and promptly punches A’s hassler right in the face.
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