Do you think that when McGonagall really got tired of her colleagues’ shit she just turned into a cat and started doing random cat things? Like:
Dumbledore: Minerva, please, I really have to send those letters
McGonagall: *gets more comfy over Dumbledore’s desk*
Dumbledore: Minerva
McGonagall: *starts chewing on a nearby quill*
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Umbridge: why are the cushions in my office so ruined? Who is responsible for this?
Every other teacher:*glances to McGonagall*
McGonagall:*cleans her nails*
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Snape: Minerva get out of that jar now I need it
Snape: you are far too old for such antics
Snape: I’ll stop taking points from Longbottom for a week, is that enough?
McGonagall:*flicks her ear*
Snape:…how did you even get inside there
McGonagall:*meows and burrows deeper in the jar*And thus we have found my absolute favourite Harry Potter Headcannon.
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I need more ridiculous Les Mis AUs. Overzealous pool lifeguard Javert ruins everyone’s summer. Valjean was banned from the pool like ten years ago for some minor infraction but keeps trying to sneak in so he can take Cosette swimming. Literally no one cares about this except Javert. At some point Les Amis lead a rebellion against his tyranny with water balloons.
The School For Good and Evil fandom is proof that a creator can write an explicit queer romance complete with love confession and True Love’s Kiss and still have his story get called “a story about female friendship.”
DM: You’re now fighting a giant antlion.
Paladin and Rogue: *start soulfully singing the apology song from The Book of Life*
Barbarian: You morons are gonna get us all killed.
Feed Internet trolls to bridge trolls. We can help.
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the…
obama wants to make community college free for everyone and if you think that’s a bad idea then you need to get out of my face.
YEAH ON WHOS DIME????
oh no!! our tax dollars going towards something that’ll significantly better this country?! blasphemy!!
Okay okay okay:
I love you to the moon and back. WANNA SEE?!*Teleports you to the moon and then teleports you back*SEE?! That’s how much I love you.I love you so much, I have to take you to this planet so you can meet my robot children.In life’s name and for life’s sake, please go out with me.I thought I’d slow down entropy by asking you out now rather than later.You must be one of the Powers that Be, because I’ve had you in my mind all day.Ahhhhh… I am done now. Please to not be leaving me for this, as that would increase entropy.-The Inimitable Benjamin
Imagine a Pacific Rim fusion with Young Wizards
Most of what I’ve seen really focuses on the humans, because they’re the ones who have to deal with it overtly. Not even the hint of impending doom is enough to change the sevarfrith nature of the planet. Aliens can’t just disappear with no explanation.
But while humanity focuses on dealing with the Kaiju, the other wizarding species have their own ways of coping with the invasion. Whales and other fishes have to find a way to clean the waters of Kaiju blue – reducing it’s harmful effects and finding ways of healing the affected.
Safe zones are established, and they all actively maintain the borders making sure everyone knows where those borders lie, and herding shoals of fish away from polluted waters.
The sharks help clean up the damage by doing what they do best, ending the pain for those who can’t be healed. They also are among the first to establish a tolerance to Kaiju blue.
Even the leviathan, the creatures of the depths who hold with the Lone Power object to the intrusion into their domain. They’re the first to discover just how large the breach is, and are much better at detecting incoming Kaiju than the instruments used by the PPDC.
Cats lend their expertise to create temporary gateways that can be implemented at certain points of the ocean. Others lend their energy to the spells of the sea folk, whether it is in healing, cleansing, or otherwise. Experts all over the world help to refine and develop spells related to Kaiju phenomenon.
Not to mention the visitors of errantry who come by to lend a hand.

This product would notify dispatchers in real time when an officer’s gun is taken out of its holster and when it’s fired. It can also track where the gun is located and in what direction it was fired. 2 counties in California already testing this product!
Details:
http://www.etsow.com/2014/10/silicon-valley-startup-unveils.html
All cops should have this gun standard, with body cams as well.
It looks like it fits in the mag well, in the void alongside the magazine on the Glock 19. Frankly, as a civilian I want this so that in the extremely unlikely event I actually have to use my weapon it will be clear what happened. I see no legitimate reason for police to oppose this. (Nor body cams.)


