enterprising-gentleman:

lackadaisicallexicon:

We have all kinds of cool, “badass” characterization for a few YW characters but let’s put this in perspective, shall we?

  • Ronan Nolan hangs out with his punk rock friends in the Irish equivalent of KFC
  • Roshaun ke Nelaid (suffixes omitted) is addicted to lollipops and wears Fermilab hoodies
  • Carmela Rodriguez learned Japanese from JP dubs of the Pokémon anime
  • The Lone Power threw a tantrum over two kids playing in his sandbox in the first book

THEY’RE ALL A BUNCH OF FRICKIN’ NERDS

Oh, totally. Roshaun is like the humanoid version of a cat falling awkwardly off of something and then sauntering away casually like it meant to do that. But fooling nobody.