Hey Cousins!

jenesaispourquoi:

dispatchrabbi:

I met a whole ton of you at CrossingsCon, and one of the big things that people said to us was that they wished there was a way to keep in touch with everyone after the con was over. I feel that – post-con depression is a sucky thing, and the only remedy is to keep in touch.

So, instead of feeling down about having a whole year to go until the next con, I created a Young Wizards Slack! (Slack is a chat platform that lets a group of people have their own set of channels and PMs. If you’ve played with HipChat or Discord, it’s like that.) A few people have already signed on and we’ve been hanging out, playing games, and talking about everything and nothing, and it’s wonderful.

If you want to sign up, just go to http://youngwizards-slackin.herokuapp.com/ and put in your email address. It’ll send you an email invite and you’ll be chatting with us in no time. Or you can lurk and only pipe up every once in a while – whatever floats your boat.

doooo ittttt 🙂 way more reliable than Skype and way more versatile.

In High Wizardry, I think that you mentioned that there is about 16 million wizards on the planet earth. Is that statistic humans only, or does that also include the cat wizards, whale wizards, and all other species?

dduane:

I think that number was meant to indicate humans only.

This percentage is one of the things that’s constantly in flux across all the sentient species on the planet (or for that matter on most others). Probably at the end of the day it’s a bit facile to try to deal with it in anything but the broadest-stroked guesstimates, as there are times when there’ll be a larger percentage of wizards on the planet than at others.

In the aftermath of times of planetary disruption – wartime, natural disaster, etc – it’ll be noted that in the buildup to the events in question, there will seem to have been (in retrospect) more wizards than usual coming online. Since the Powers that Be work in a more senior timespace structure than ours and are able to dip in and out of our timeflow at will, they’re in a position to predict in a general way when there’s going to be greater need for wizardry, and to try to provide for it by offering more new potential wizards the Oath. Yet at the same time, the “upstream” timestream is in constant flux, determined by our actions as much as by theirs – so hard predictions of what’s going to happen, and how to deal with it, are hard to come by. And also, there’s that pesky issue of Free Will to be dealt with… and equally pesky Circumstance. There’s no way to be sure who’ll accept the Oath. And once they’ve done so, there’s no way to be sure what they’re going to do with it: or exactly how they’ll do it, or when. Or what will happen when they do.

Also, in their predictions and estimations, because of the inherently variable natures of circumstance and time, sometimes (not that often, but sometimes…) the Powers get their estimates wrong. Sometimes there aren’t enough wizards. Sometimes… I was about to say “Sometimes there are too many.” But if you ask one, they’ll just laugh at you and say “There is no such thing as too many wizards.”  Because, as the truism has it, “entropy has us outnumbered.”

…Anyway, broad strokes again: I would guess that of the (let’s for argument’s sake say) ten billion sentients on the planet who’re capable of wizardry, the wizardly component is probably around 2%, or twenty million.

(sigh) …And it still wouldn’t be enough.

Dream a Little Dream of Me

crossingscon:

songofsunset:

crossingscon:

So I, @wonderbound, have been going through the #crossingscon and #dying rirhait noise tags for Important Con Reasons, and I noticed an adorable little trend: cousins having CrossingsCon-related dreams! I know I’ve had such dreams myself, and now I’m curious just how common this phenomenon is.

So, how about it cousins? Anyone else have any fandom dreams they wanna share with the family?

Idk man, I once had a CrossingsCon dream that we were all herded into a giant banquet hall that was then locked and slowly flooded with water as Diane Duane cackled at us from various enormous screens a la Portal

This was back before the con was actually a thing that was for real happening, but STILL

Well, I think I can safely say that particular activity hasn’t made it onto the schedule yet. Unless DD has some surprises in store for her panel that even we don’t know about…

Ok, so math wise, Kit and Nita should be around 16/17 respectively, right? Are we going to see them graduate? Go to college? For me it’s starting to get hard to relate to them, age wise- because according to the revised math, they are my baby sister’s age. (I remember someone saying that the re-age birthdays were in ’97), which makes them 18 now… So how is that scoped out?

dduane:

Ideally, I’d like to keep following them at least through college.
That thought’s been lurking in the background for a long, LONG time.

Now,
once upon a time there was no support for that kind of thing in YA
publishing: you were kind of stuck with having them be teenagers forever
(at least inside one series). But now we have the so-called “New Adult”
subgenre, which presupposes an older character base and an older
audience.

My job now becomes to see whether my present
publisher is interested in publishing such a series at the same time as
they’re publishing the one skewed toward younger characters and a
younger audience. If they’re not, we may have to take the (theoretical)
concept elsewhere.  I have the basic concept for a YW!NA series broken
out (though not yet outlined: there are some events coming in book 11
that are going to, let’s just say, change the structure of the YW
character base somewhat, and I’ve been allowing the implications of
those changes to settle before attempting to project forward from them).

Once I have an arc outline and the outlines for several books ready, I’ll run it past my agent, and then we’ll run it past Harcourt, and we’ll see how it goes.

Okay I apparently need to go eat something because this is where my mind goes when my blood sugar is low.

songofsunset:

sunrisenebula:

There was one line that DD changed in the NME of So You Want to Be A Wizard that disappointed me a little, just because I liked the original so much.

Callahan,” came a yell from behind her, “I’m gonna pound you up and mail you home in bottles!”
I wonder how many bottles it’ll take, Nita thought, without much humor. She couldn’t afford to laugh. With their bikes, they’d catch up to her pretty quickly. And then…

Became

“Don’t know what ‘supercilious’ means, Callahan,” Joanne yelled as she rode around the corner at the head of her gang, “but when we catch you I’m gonna look it up in your little dictionary and then shove it down your throat!”
Nita paused for just a second in the next back yard, just time for one sharp laugh and no more: getting her breath was harder by the moment. Vocabulary’s never been her best subject, has it, she thought.

And while I understand why it changed, in order to reflect the way Joanne and her posse were bullying Nita for her smarts, rather than generic “rawr I’m going to beat you up,” I loved the implications of the original so much.

Like, Joanne wasn’t just going to beat Nita up, she was going to beat her up, carefully pour the Nita-paste into bottles and seal them, then address them, pay for postage, and mail them home. Joanne would have gone to the post office, used her rich-kid allowance to mail bottles of Nita home, possibly buying bubble wrap or packing peanuts or at least a nice box to make sure the bottled Nita arrives in one piece, because it spoils the effect if the bottles break and leak all over the inside of the package.

Would she have made labels for the bottles? Beautiful hand-crafted labels with stickers and glitter glue reading “Bottled Essence of NERD?”

Would she have like, reused glass soda bottles, or plastic water bottles, or gone out and bought decorative bottles from a craft store? Raided a recycling bin?

Pounded up Nita in a wine bottle, 1983 vintage.

A six pack of Nita, in one of those little cardboard carriers.

This line is way too funny for its own good, is what I’m saying. 

Petition to put bottled Nita back in the NME 2016

YES SAME I can still hear that line in the audiobook and that is just one of those lines where you can sit and think about the logistics for ages

Young Wizards Gothic

dduane:

crossingscon:

  • You walk into a lush park. A squirrel runs halfway up a tree. A thousand squirrels run halfway up a tree. You grip your dog’s leash and pray he will let you escape.
  • Entropy is increasing. Entropy is always increasing, and there’s nothing you can do about it. You try to slow it down, but it keeps coming after you. Your sister won’t give you her lightsaber.
  • You have met Death. Death has met you. You think you might be frenemies.
  • You toss a coin in the koi pond. A koi fish surfaces and speaks to you in sonnets. You have wandered into the wrong yard.
  • Your summer fling stares at you from across the fence. Your lips still tingle from his kiss. It is not a natural tingle. “Who are you,” you ask. He cannot answer. Even he does not know.
  • Your alien boyfriend is cuddling on the couch with you. Your alien boyfriend is learning how to bake a birthday cake. Your alien boyfriend is frustrated at how many official functions he has to attend. Your alien boyfriend vanished several years ago.
  • Falling leaves in the forest make an eldritch design. The trees have been working on the design all year. You have trod across the design. You have disturbed the design. You are now part of the design.
  • Death is Benedict Cumberbatch. Death is a beautiful woman in a gazebo. Death is an otter. Death is afraid of your little sister’s robot children.
  • Millions have emerged from the fertile womb of your little sister’s mind. From across the lightyears, you can hear them whisper in the night as they improve your bandwidth. You are using it to download Doctor Who.

Peter says I have to reblog this. I’m not sure whether it slipped through the #notyouDD filter because that doesn’t work on the Pad. Never mind. Not arguing with my husband. (Today.)

With the new book being out and my never having read “A Wizard of Mars” I decided to pick up the New Millennium ebook editions. I’m getting close to the end of “So You Want to be a Wizard” and while I haven’t gotten to the part where Nita reads from the bright book I know it’s coming and I can already feel my heart breaking. It made me wonder: are Nita’s and Kit’s experiences with the Lone Power singularly unique? Do other wizards have opportunities like when Nita writes in the bright book?

dduane:

Yes. And no. Except sometimes. In fact, always.

(See also, “go not to the
writer for advice, for she will say both ‘yes’ and ‘no’ and ‘wait two
seconds while I come up with some proto-canonical material that I’ve
never had reason or opportunity to mention to anybody before.’”)

Ordeals
serve a number of purposes. Primarily they help the Powers that Be
determine, in the simplest and most straightforward way, whether or not
the wizard to whom they are potentially entrusting a lifetime of energy
will actually commit to use that energy in moments of crisis.
Equally primarily (if that phrase makes any sense at the human level,
while remembering that from the Powers’ point of view, “all is done for
each”) they routinely serve to solve or at least illuminate interior
issues that the new wizard needs to get handled. This is besides actually
solving a problem or concluding an intervention that some part of the
local space-time continuum needs enacted / sorted out.

So you understand that no two Ordeals are ever alike, but every single time their effect is identical to that of saving the world
— because when you save a part of it, even a very small part of it,
“saving the world entire” is nonetheless exactly what you’re doing.
Existence is, in this particular mode of analysis or expression,
holographic: intimately interconnected at the quantum level, in such a way
that — in what may be the best possible use of this phrase — “size
doesn’t matter.” When (for example) instead of squashing a bug in the
house, you get a glass and a piece of paper and catch it and put it
outside, it may seem like nothing in particular… but on levels we are
not even remotely sensorially equipped to perceive, when one chooses to
spare life instead of taking it, existence quakes to its roots as living
experience is kicked just a wee bit further into the Life direction. Choice always matters.
And Ordeals are a particularly acute form of choice; both an expression
of personality and a shaping of it – the iron in in the fire,
submitting to the hammer, willingly. (And possibly, ideally, dragging the Lone Power into the fire with it, in just one more tiny little change.)

So the immediate answer is that all wizards
have such opportunities. They may not look so earthshaking — but
appearances deceive. One Ordeal or another may not seem dangerous, they
may seem to involve very small changes in the local environment… But
without fail, when passed, they are enough to convince the Powers that
Be that the wizard in question is one who, for their definition of
wizardry, is going to get the job done. And that’s what counts.

Hope that answer makes sense. 🙂

dispatchrabbi:

wanderingskywatcher:

a very important question!

now that mark is reading yw, and we’re potentially gaining a whole bunch of people, is there some tagging policy we should be following? since sometimes we shout about spoilers a lot, but most of the time we won’t tag ‘#yw spoilers’ because lbr here the series has been running long enough that spoilers from the early books are older than me! but we’re hoping to get new cousins for whom older-than-me spoilers really ARE spoilers, and even if mark wouldn’t track the tag maybe it’d be nice for new cousins to have a safe spot?

or maybe not that’s too confusing. thoughts?

We had #yw spoilers when Lifeboats and Games Wizards Play came out, but the spoilers were contemporary. It’s tough to figure out how to do spoilers for a series that’s getting a resurgence.

Tagging by book name is sensible, but it also doesn’t cover cases where you’re talking about characters that haven’t been introduced yet (or things about those characters that haven’t been introduced yet), e.g., in AU situations or shipping situations or meta. Later minor plot points build on earlier major plot points too, which makes it tough.

Totally here for creating a space that encourages new readers without spoiling them. Is tagging for books and a #yw spoilers tag for major plot points, with an apology that it’s hard to figure out what to tag for something that’s up to 33 years old the best we can do in that vein?

What about something like #mark reads yw spoilers? Kind of specific, but that’s probably good in this case.